瑜伽庄七宗罪七大恶人之肥肥安( Vivian )& 金鸡 ( Kim )
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蜘蛛精篇之肥肥安（Vivian )--瑜伽庄前广告宣传经理
人到三十九，步入更年期，还没有爱情的滋润，难怪生理和心理都极度干枯干燥。由当初进入瑜伽庄，就抱着一步一步贴近创办人，希望有一天获得青睐，犹如“艺妓回忆录"( Memoirs of Geisha )，可是却是东施效颦，一投足，一举手，和西施相差何止十万八千里。当年华老去，得知奸计无法得逞之后，就想尽办法来破坏瑜伽庄的运作，是先和厉鬼共谋，把公司机密外泄，被公司吊销两个星期，而心有不忿，然后教唆古城两大走狗夫妇，"阿伦"和"瘟疫",合作现欺骗无知纯情的古城会员，突然停业，再把责任推到创办TJ人身上，扮傻扮懵，眼泪鼻涕流个满脸，一对贼夫妇想把责任转嫁瑜伽庄创办人TJ，那边厢事情还言犹在耳；这边厢肥肥安继续扮演中介人的角色，先是不上班，然后再逐步说服龙宝玲和泻会慌，一个销售经理；一个公司运作经理，虽然不能同年同月同日生，但求能同年同月同日同时递交辞职信，让瑜伽庄创办人TJ无法有任何反击之力，在加上她的老朋友兼老处女 -- 金鸡从旁使唤，最后终于成功搞定阴谋大计！
当天接管者到来的时候，她还驾着轿车在公司前面如大白鲨般游来游去，等着猎物上钓。如果肥肥安说这不关她事，那请她大大方方出来交待清楚！Adidas事件很多人不知道；可是，人算不如天算；电邮，合约，所有证据恰巧是飞鸽传书，落在本人之手，真理越辩越明，水已落，石也将出；肥肥安即将无所遁形，蜘蛛精身份呼之欲出；肥肥安，你还有话要说吗？人丑不是罪过，人肥更可以慢慢减，人心肠不好就惟有死路一条，等天收。若要人不知，除非己莫为。
虽然肥肥安有比男人更雄壮的手臂，还有两柱擎天的小腿，可是在勾引别人老公方面却从不手软，很难想象她这样的粗壮身形，还有瞎了眼的男人拜倒石榴裙之下，最近在旧巴生路出现了一则“二奶广告”，清除阐明她虽然贵为瑜伽庄之前的广告宣传经理，确实亦是贱妇一名，就是有贱妇的情操--“我得不到的，谁也别想要！”
肥肥安，好自为之。
白骨精篇之金鸡（Kim）-- 瑜伽庄老师人事总负责人
“老板。。。我会努力的。。。谢谢你的提拔，我今世没齿难忘，如果今生无法回报，来世再报”，报你个头！这种女人最恐怖，每天都在埋怨上天不公平，为何没有赐给自己好良缘。哎哟！上天是体惜所有男人，费事你在祸害人间啊！因为你不折不扣就是一个黑心的白骨精（骨瘦如柴，面无四两肉），“黄蜂尾后针，至毒妇人心”，正是你这一类女人，现在还当没有任何事情发生一样的在“揾笨瑜伽”授课，祸害大众，实为罪过啊！善哉善哉！别忘记你是没有任何证书的哦！你凭什么教课啊？不要真相大白的时候无脸见人哦！看你妈啊！真的是慈母一名，怎么生到你一个这样的女儿啊！孽债啊！
本人所说有假吗？好！就叫金鸡对对以上字迹！你当初对瑜伽庄创办人的山盟海誓现在在哪？如果以上不是你的字迹，马上去报警捉拿我造谣；不然请马上离开瑜伽的神圣世界，免得害人又害己。晚上睡觉，你不怕吗？TJ，真的那么对不起你吗？不用在这里回答，告诉上天就好了。
各位稍有良知的瑜伽子民啊！学瑜伽最重要的是跟对老师，不然就像入错行跟错郎，学不到瑜伽真谛事小，伤了身体费了精神可是有钱医不回啊！
39 comments:
OMG! I just join Kim's urban HOT few days ago...
肥肥安有教课吗？在那里？
肥肥安，太肥了，应该没有人笨过之前那老板（竟然会请那么肥又难看的人）请她吧，太不明白了！
和她曾说话，太自大，自以为风趣，完全不像会瑜伽的人.. yz 有她，怪不得会倒！
唉... 我们这些会员就无辜... :(
I know Vivian, she's not as bad as what you all said, although she is a bit plump...
Yala, you all so bad, she's fat only ma, and mouth abit bad, but not as bad as what you all said. Stop it Please！ Yoga mind！
huh? the Vivian teachign HOT yoga at Desa last time is the same Vivian as GM of YZ? This is new to me!
Yes! Vivian Goh is the GM who only teaches Hot Yoga! She's really fat.. but.. did not know she's that bad.. aihhh.. sickening!
金鸡是瑜伽老师吗？竟然抽烟！假正经！
可能她以前是“鸡”咯。。。。
Vivian Goh was my secondary school classmate, she doesn't look ilike that before...
why urban yoga only keeps rubbish teachers huh?
Yogurt is TJ! Yogurt is TJ!
I thought uglykid already die liao?
uglykid is nicole lee, please do not come to mess around here, nicole, concentrete on your teaching, no more 'kopi bing' in your class, no more adjustment with your leg, no scolding in your class, no cursing, no shouting in class, ok?
you can be better, if you change all the bad things that i can mention that you have.
don't blame nicole! i'm not nicole! you no need to know who i am,I'm the goddess of yoga! I know you are not the real yogaman, the real yogaman is my boss good friend, don't pretend to be yogaman, you must be Marcus or Dawid! OR Zen OR Penny! I thought you all already become beggars at the street? Go to sweep your floor lah! losers! hahah!
yogurt,
uglykid 很讨人厌！别让它来这里留言啦！！！
uglykid,滚滚滚！！！滚去投胎重新做人，来世好好修口德！
I hate uglykid also, but the damage is controllable, so no harm. just read what you want to read, ignore what you tend to ignore, that's about it!
stupid yogurt! lalalalalaalla!
Urban Yogurt,
What is the purpose of teasing all the ex-YZ teacher here? There's no meaning at all. Do something which is more beneficial, stop your ugly work!
Dear Anonymous@6.32am,
Well, what's the purpose of all those teasing TJ and ruining YZ? Meaningless too.
There's no way someone can "undo" something that the have done, but there's always one's right to choose whatthey want to do. You can choose not to read my blog and go and do something more meaningful.
Do those I "tease" feel the pinch? Or are you one of the teachers? If you have done nothing wrong, you should be alright. If yuo have done something wrong, you should be made known!
Yes, I'm extremely annoyed with those who indrectly burnt my package, will you pay me back my RM 5888? If yes, I'll stop immediately!
If its true that TJ is opening a yoga studio in kelana jaya and teaching again, I will gladly join him since he is a gd instructor!TJ please open SOON, im "dying" here without yoga for 2 mths!
I'll join Tj's yoga centre, without duobt. I'm Mr. Pang, TJ. Remember me?
vivian goh 可能因为被爱人抛弃而导致现在的身型如一只又大又老的老母猪.可怜的老母猪被小贩卖都没人要...好惨啊..
http://tj-sucker.blogspot.com/
你们有没有喂一点哦？以公道话来说，我就觉得vivian 其实没什莫，虽然工作时她要求很高，也有时会骂人，但是谁会没压力？起码跟着她时她会把它所会的教导下一代。
一个人肥不肥，是不是人家2奶又怎样？关我们什末事？在网上骂人，却不报上自己名字，你们是瑜伽前辈还是鼠辈？~
这些部落格的内容我看了真的是在笑咯，我的年纪纷纷中比你们小，但是你们却更没脑。。。
把自己看开些，活得轻松些，事情已过去了，现在要追的是金钱而不是计较生前。。。
你妈的鸡白用下脑
Dear Anonymous·9，22am，
你妈的鸡白怎么用下脑呢？你妈的鸡白难道还有一个大脑？左脑还是右脑？
哇！你妈真的很厉害！还有一个拥有大脑的鸡白，难得生得出你这样的鸡白人！
Vivian没有鸡白吗？还是给了人家老公吊臭了？
你的Vivian是老鸡白，所以你是名副其实的“小鸡白”！Oh。。。 Sorry， Sorry。。。应该是“臭鸡白"!
为何这里这么多鸡白！
Yogurt， please do something!
Yogurt = TJ, this is what everybody knows.
Yogurt = TJ, this is what everybody knows.
Yogurt = TJ, this is what everybody knows.
Yogurt = TJ, this is what everybody knows.
哇～～怎么粗话满天飞？？？
你们是不是太久没学瑜伽而失衡了？骂归骂，但是骂到粗话，骂到人家的妈，的确很失态。而且，请尊重女性，她们也包括了你们身边的至亲！
如果真的还是忍不住要骂，可不可以用代号？比如：＃@白、鸡＃@、*＃妈的、＃@*@#*!!!
这样读的人也会明白！
Dear Anonymous 12，25am
我赞成你的观点，他/她们真的是太久没学瑜伽，失态也失衡了.一点仪态都没有，间接污辱了我们的中华文化，引以为耻。
瑜伽讲求修身与修心。
那些没教养的人只修身不修心也不修口。
是没羞耻心的败类。
vivian goh last time also cheat her ex-boy friend's money. Her ex-boy friend already broke off with her still want to cheat the ex-boy friend. I pity the ex-boy friend's wife. This woman will suffer for the rest of her life!
kim cannot live without man, last time I used to party with her, when she saw my boy friend still want to tackle him by squeezing her boops, though she hardly have it! Cheap skate!
金鸡，别以为你真的是金鸡。。你是好令人讨厌的贱鸡。。不知所谓。。天天假正经，扮可爱。。好令你妈伤心哦。。 丢人现眼！
肥肥安的鸡白应该是又老又臭的。。没人要。。那September 24, 2008 9:22 AM 年级小别乱乱玩哦!长大先? OK?
KIM IS A STUPID CUNT!
I HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID WOMAN
SHE SHOULD JUST FUCKING DIE!
Idiot Kim, you must stand up and tell everyone is you a “鸡”or not. if you don't you are an idiot, foolish, stupid guy. And who is Yogurt.
OMG! OMG! I thought ppl who learn yoga 'will' have yoga mind with a positive thought..... But what I saw here are all scolding and criticized, I feel sad for this...
I'll think 'triple' or 'fourple' if I want to join any yoga center in my future.
if you are yoga member still ok lah! if you are teachers, eat shit la!